I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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