yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
