Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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