And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
