I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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