When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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