wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
it glows. i had to have it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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