question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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