i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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