it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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