Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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