god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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