# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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