Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
this hospital has no fireball
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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