i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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