i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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