Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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