and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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