so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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