Where is the hickey?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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