Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
