normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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