wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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