I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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