At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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