hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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