OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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