Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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