her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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