maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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