is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Semen is not good for contacts.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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