I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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