is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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