Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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