If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
DO NOT LOSE IT
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