words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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