Those balls look pretty dangerous.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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