I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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