I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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