If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
