Its about making memories worth repressing
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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