Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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