susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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