First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
