The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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