I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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