I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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