I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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