She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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