Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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